Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
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My best friend gets asked frequently by his dad about having a girlfriend.
The other day I was in the car with them and after a few uncomfortable questions, my friend finally turned to him and said “Dad, I’m gay.”
After a brief awkward silence he turned back to him and said, “Well, do you have a boyfriend?”
Good parents GMH.
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why are they called cookies when you bake them
shouldn’t they be called bakies?
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